rasterbator

A popular website and computer program that enlarges images and exports them to a PDF, which you can print out, tape together, and hang up like a poster.

Meloncat? Pop it into the rasterbator and hang it up on that doorway!

by PhoenixJ October 23, 2005

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015

reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009

casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008

rosterbating

The act of pleasuring one's genitals while thinking of or looking at your Fantasy Sports Team Roster.

"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"

"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"

by MJEFF October 3, 2011