raptok

raptok is a community where a bunch of people who are pretty stupid and pretentious give music takes and start dick riding a rapper for a month or 2 than immediately forget about him and move on to the next

Oh did he just say bladde> kanye that man must be on raptok

by bobbyshmurdashat May 12, 2021

Arse Raptor

Men who prey upon young, attractive women in bars or night clubs. They often move quickly from area to area and hunt in packs, hence the likeness to raptors. These are the kind of men who are often from an upper middle class background and use understand the concept of 'lad points' and 'banterousness'.

Arseraptor 1 - 'Well hello there ladies. My friends and I have been struck by your beauty and grace. Can I buy you a drink?'

Girl - 'Piss off, you Arse Raptor.'

Arseraptor 2 - 'That was a class example of banterous behavior. Lad points all round!'

by CorporalL98 July 10, 2011

SVT Raptor

The badest ass truck Ford Motor CO has to offer. It has a 6.2 liter V8 engine. Pure off-road heaven. This truck is a "souped up" version of the famous Ford F-150 pick up.

Man1: i've got a ford svt raptor!
Man2: Holy Shit!

by piss face August 17, 2010

raptor jesus

A meme that rose to fame when it was the 900,000th post on 4chan's /b/ (which now has over 40 million posts). Consists of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto a picture of Jesus.

Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins.

by adeb December 24, 2007

raptor jesus

Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.

Man Bhudda could take raptor jesus!

by Drew Mcleod June 4, 2005

raptor typing

The act of using two fingers for typing as an alternative to 'pecking' at the keyboard (using one finger at a time). The name comes from your hands looking like raptor claws why you type. People who raptor type generally never learned to touch type and converted after being made fun of for 'pecking' at the keyboard.

"What? You can't touch type? So you peck?"
"No man I raptor type, RAWR!"

"Raptor typing is so much faster than pecking plus it sounds so much cooler."

by tehqin October 20, 2009

Raptor Walk

Upon waking up with an erection, the act of walking either to the bathroom or laundry room slightly hunched over in order to conceal your erection from your parents or room mates.

Hey Liam, this morning I woke up with a fat boner and had to raptor walk past my parents in the the family room.

by BigHair94 September 6, 2011