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Ranger's Apprentice 

The BEST book series ever, originates in Australia from the author John Flanagan.
my friend: hey have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good
Ranger's Apprentice by Ranger Will December 18, 2008

Ranger texas 

Ranger Texas a place old dope whores and bar flies come to die. A small town that's only attraction is the liquor store.
Let's go to Ranger Texas and find us a whore on the way back from the liquor store
Ranger texas by Manda79 April 16, 2021

Ranger Douche 

In essence, a baby wipe bath. Named after the style in which soldiers (more specifically, US Army Rangers) perform personal hygiene while deployed or in the field, or any other time a bath/shower is not available.
I didn't have time to shower before my date, but I did Ranger Douche.
Ranger Douche by MrT64 January 21, 2011

Ranger IV 

Military slang for saline solution administered rectally. This is usually done when medics are unable to find a suitable vein. So named because the Army Rangers are notorious for enjoying rimjobs and other ass play.
That fat turd was drunk and puked all over the medics, so they gave him a Ranger IV and took photos.
Ranger IV by notoriousgit May 2, 2018

Ranger School 

A 64 day U.S. Army school in Ft. Benning, Ga. that teaches infantry tactics in harsh conditions. Soldiers are rotated through a series of squad positions in varying phases. It is considered the Army's best leadership school. Upon graduating Ranger School a soldier/sailor/marine receives a "Ranger Tab" and his "Victor Qualification" (a MOS identifier), and returns back to his unit.

SIDE NOTE: There is a huge misconception that Ranger School makes a participant a Army Ranger. This is false. Actual Rangers serve in the 75th Ranger Regiment (1st,2nd,3rd Battalions), and attend Ranger School as merely one of the requirements in order to be in their Ranger Battalion.
Bar patron: "Are you in the military?"
Ranger: "Yup."
Bar Patron: "I'm a Ranger. I was in for four years."
Ranger: "Cool, what battalion?"
Bar Patron: "The 82nd airborne."
Ranger: "Umm, how the fuck are you a Ranger then? I'm in 2nd Ranger Battalion, and have lost friends doing what what real Rangers do."
Bar Patron: "Well, I went to Ranger School.... I was victor qualified in the regular army."
Ranger: "Pfft. The tab is 64 day training event, the Scroll is a way of life."

Ranger School sucks. It is a gut check that gives you little rest or food while performing patrols, for long durations. But if you think thats hard try being in Ranger Regiment, where soldiers actually perform the special operations combat mission and train year round.

Soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen can all attend Ranger School. It is open to all branches of services.

Ranger sock 

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.
"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!
Ranger sock by Ranger bat boy January 18, 2011