rollerblader

A person who rollerblades. unable to skateboard or ride bmx, these people run around on fruitboots or inline rollerblades.
one step above scooter fags in the social heirarchy of extreme sports.

rollerblader : you don't sell rollerblades here perchance do you?
skate shop owner : do your parents know you're here?

by yesaskater October 22, 2009

rollerbladers

A male person who drinks Captain Morgan's spiced rum.

You are having a gay drink because you rollerblade.

by El Mamerro March 25, 2004

Rollerblading

The gayest sport out there.

Guy 1: "WOW I just love rollerblading!"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's gay."

by ayebird69 July 12, 2021

Roller Blades

A Splatoon gaming team with multiple wins and scrim records including every season of LUTI and playing in the E3 world championships. Without the roller blades Splatoon would not even exist.

If the world we're ever to end, I would die with my arms around my Roller Blades signed Splatoon poster.

by Sakurai Sensei May 15, 2019

Rollerblading

Putting on skates and having anal while she goes jogging(usually late at night).

He was rollerblading behind her with his dick in her ass.

by DaddiesDinU June 4, 2025