roland

a song by interpol, it used to be my fav song until i heard cursive, islands, and the kooks. interpol's pretty good though.

"roland was a butcher he had 16 knives"
-roland, by interpol

by nycl17 May 28, 2007

Roland

A crappy Japanese company that manufactures keyboards, drum machines, guitar effects, electronic drums, DJ gear, recording products, etc. Known for making cheap unreliable products that are marketed as having "groundbreaking" and "revolutionary" new features that rival companies have had for years (and at much lower prices). Used to make some great products (TR-808, 909, Juno series, SH-101), but their stuff has turned to cheap plasticky shit.

Person 1: "Dude, my keyboard's dead!"
Person 2: "Lemme guess, it's a Roland"
Person 1: "Yeah...maybe I'll go buy a new Fantom X8 to replace it!"
Person 2: "Haven't you already learned your lesson?!?!?! Go get a Nord."

by jimbob8353 December 1, 2010

Roland

1. Someone who wears their spiritualism as badge to decorate their ego.

*Jonny takes the moral high ground*
"I can't believe Jonny did a Roland"

by grannyman May 3, 2019

roland

1. A french inventor

2. Someone who redefines SUPER GAY.

1. Roland invented the Driveler

2. OMG dont be a Roland!

by Kathilatin September 10, 2006

Roland

The most annoying, racist, piece of shit you’ll ever meet. Roland will draw a swastika in front of a jewish house and think it’s funny, then say it’s a buddhist swastika. He will throw your bike into a creak. But when your do the same to his bike, he’ll call 12. He also only is packing 4 inches

“Hey did you hear that Roland is a 12 caller”
“yeah what a little bitch”

by BigBrickMan November 1, 2019

Roland

Someone who can be nice when they want to, but when they don't have to, they are super mean >:C.

Wow, I was just having fun on discord and here comes ROLAND to spoil my happiness.

by ARealhomosexual June 17, 2017

Roland

An introvert

Roland is an introvert

by Techy Boi January 19, 2019