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a breed of stupid people that usually mates with other breeds of even idiotic people called “sleepy”
melvin: says something intellectual like she always do

roberto: *wacky memes*
A homosexual fat male who collects yugioh cards and plays halo in his garage
A "Roberto" is slang for any infection incurred from sexual practice. This includes STD's, as well as infections from contact with fecal matter, from example.
"Had an awesome time with that chick last week but I ended up with a Roberto".
Roberto by Nantucket Tuck October 20, 2009
A Homosexual fat male who plays halo 3 and pokemon in his garage
That person was such a Roberto
Roberto by yyy456456 February 17, 2010
Fuck Roberto
Fuck Roberto, he's a dick
Roberto by Napoleon_mindtricks December 19, 2016
He’s a guy named Roberto , he thinks he has a big dick and he has a fuckable face! He likes tacos and eats them everyday ! And he likes being called papi , and he’s Mexican and his grammar is really bad and needs to stop ditching class and thinking he’s cool
Roberto is my Bestfriend
Roberto by Owzles February 3, 2018