the act of getting "ranktarded", being extremely drunk and retarded
typically people living on westminster tend to get ranktarded
typically people living on westminster tend to get ranktarded
by Hanielle August 26, 2010
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Timsy: Ergh! That is rankosaurus! - Gross I vommed a little in my mouth
Benji: Man, who am I hanging out with - a hunting pack of rankosauruses? I hope the 'decency comet' comes to wipe you all out!
Timsy: Ergh! That is rankosaurus! - Gross I vommed a little in my mouth
Benji: Man, who am I hanging out with - a hunting pack of rankosauruses? I hope the 'decency comet' comes to wipe you all out!
by TimothyToothpaste October 29, 2011
Get the rankosaurus mug.Timsy: Fark you wouldn't have believed the smell, it was revolting. How long had you left those burgers rotting in that bag for?
Jinji: It'd only been like one month?
Timsy: You are the king of the rankosauruses - you truly are rankosaurus rex
Jinji: It'd only been like one month?
Timsy: You are the king of the rankosauruses - you truly are rankosaurus rex
by TimothyToothpaste October 29, 2011
Get the rankosauruses mug.Person 1: You're on this council but, we do not grant you the rank of Master
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.
by we do not grant you November 19, 2019
Get the rank of master mug.When you see a group of girls and you approach to spit game, but they ignore you or turn hostile and don't allow you to approach them.
Me to friends: Look at that group of chicks over at the bar. Let's go spit some game.
Friends to me: I wouldn't bother. They'll probably close ranks as soon as they see you walking toward them.
Friends to me: I wouldn't bother. They'll probably close ranks as soon as they see you walking toward them.
by Hearshotkid_2113 August 24, 2018
Get the Close Ranks mug.Arsenal discord high ranks are in-classified species with the class of J (Jerk) class. They probably has an anime profile pictures which classifies them as J-1 (Jerk-1) and probably worships virtual game characters like a god.
They like using a slang classified as Jerk-2 which concludes “Ok and”, “Cry about it” Sometimes bullies low ranks
Good and Kind High Ranks are classified as Jerk-1A. An alternate version of it.
J1, J-2 wastes their life on virtual level.
To identify high ranks, simply look at their level. 25+ is considered high ranks
They like using a slang classified as Jerk-2 which concludes “Ok and”, “Cry about it” Sometimes bullies low ranks
Good and Kind High Ranks are classified as Jerk-1A. An alternate version of it.
J1, J-2 wastes their life on virtual level.
To identify high ranks, simply look at their level. 25+ is considered high ranks
Guy 1: hey did you hear about the new group of Arsenal Discord High Ranks
Guy 2: yea the group sucks ass lol
Guy 2: yea the group sucks ass lol
by crycrap is bald lol May 22, 2021
Get the Arsenal Discord High Ranks mug.A superior way of objectifying women.
Instead of the inaccurate number system, whereby a women is given a number based on their level of attractiveness between 1-10, she may be better objectified according to her performance, perceived or otherwise, in the sack.
Using the act of masturbation as a unit of measurement, a women may be ranked like so, in no particular order:
A Wank And A Half
A Wank And A Bit
A Wank And Three Quarters, if she’s really good.
And…
Worse Than A Wank
Based on a universal, non-esoteric unit of measure, the Wank Rank is the preferred Lay-person’s description of women.
Instead of the inaccurate number system, whereby a women is given a number based on their level of attractiveness between 1-10, she may be better objectified according to her performance, perceived or otherwise, in the sack.
Using the act of masturbation as a unit of measurement, a women may be ranked like so, in no particular order:
A Wank And A Half
A Wank And A Bit
A Wank And Three Quarters, if she’s really good.
And…
Worse Than A Wank
Based on a universal, non-esoteric unit of measure, the Wank Rank is the preferred Lay-person’s description of women.
Guy 1: Check her out, what do you think she is?
Guy 2: A 6, getting on to 7.
Guy 1: No, I mean what do you think she’s like, in bed?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean her Wank Rank?
Guy 1: Course.
Guy 2: A Wank And A Half?
Next day.
Guy 1: So, how was she?
Guy 2: In Layman’s terms, a Wank And A Quarter.
Guy 1: Ooh, I’m sorry.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was disappointing. I’ve got to stop overestimating chicks. Hey, I never heard what you thought.
Guy 1: What, you mean what Wank Rank I gave her in my head?
Guy 2: Yeah. You’ve always been better at placing women than me.
Guy 1: It comes with practice.
Guy 2: So what did you think?
Guy 1: Well, it’s kind of pointless now, seeing as how you’ve already had sex with her.
Guy 2: Well, I still want to know.
Guy 1: It doesn’t matter.
Guy 2: Come on.
Guy 1: You really want to know?
Guy 2: Yeah, of course.
Guy 1: Well… I kinda knew she’d be Worse Than A Wank.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Yeah, you had a lot to drink last night, and you were seriously hung-over this morning, but yeah, she looked awful.
Guy 2: Worse Than A Wank? No way, she couldn’t have been that bad.
Guy 1: No seriously, she was like an inch of makeup, cancerously tanned and looks like she may have a venereal disease.
Guy 2: WHAT? And you let me take her home?
Guy 1: Yeah, sorry about that.
Guy 2: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN AIDS!
Guy 1: Yeah, it’s almost enough to make you stick to wanking, or go gay.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I said it’s enough to make you want to abandon women altogether.
Guy 2: Are you trying to tell me something?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Pause.
Guy 1: I’m gay.
Guy 2: I gathered.
Guy 2: A 6, getting on to 7.
Guy 1: No, I mean what do you think she’s like, in bed?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean her Wank Rank?
Guy 1: Course.
Guy 2: A Wank And A Half?
Next day.
Guy 1: So, how was she?
Guy 2: In Layman’s terms, a Wank And A Quarter.
Guy 1: Ooh, I’m sorry.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was disappointing. I’ve got to stop overestimating chicks. Hey, I never heard what you thought.
Guy 1: What, you mean what Wank Rank I gave her in my head?
Guy 2: Yeah. You’ve always been better at placing women than me.
Guy 1: It comes with practice.
Guy 2: So what did you think?
Guy 1: Well, it’s kind of pointless now, seeing as how you’ve already had sex with her.
Guy 2: Well, I still want to know.
Guy 1: It doesn’t matter.
Guy 2: Come on.
Guy 1: You really want to know?
Guy 2: Yeah, of course.
Guy 1: Well… I kinda knew she’d be Worse Than A Wank.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Yeah, you had a lot to drink last night, and you were seriously hung-over this morning, but yeah, she looked awful.
Guy 2: Worse Than A Wank? No way, she couldn’t have been that bad.
Guy 1: No seriously, she was like an inch of makeup, cancerously tanned and looks like she may have a venereal disease.
Guy 2: WHAT? And you let me take her home?
Guy 1: Yeah, sorry about that.
Guy 2: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN AIDS!
Guy 1: Yeah, it’s almost enough to make you stick to wanking, or go gay.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I said it’s enough to make you want to abandon women altogether.
Guy 2: Are you trying to tell me something?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Pause.
Guy 1: I’m gay.
Guy 2: I gathered.
by Mr Tangfastic February 25, 2009
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