retarticals

molecular particals in your brain that make you do retarded things

"Did you see that guy walk into the teleplone pole ? "
" Yea he must have an overabundance of retarticals in his head today. "

by jeff raz May 3, 2010

Retarteder

Being more retarted than retarted @maryorie

Casity u are more retarteder than anyone in the world .(:

by Retarteder June 30, 2018

retarted

adj. similar to internet forum discussions about recordings of live Led Zeppelin concerts that get out of hand with silly arguments over the quality & merits (or lack thereof) of the recordings, while failing to recognize that the band is horribly overrated to begin with, let alone it's not worth getting all worked up over a 35-year old recording that may include someone blowing a police whistle.

"this thread is retarted"

by a.nony.mousse January 28, 2010

Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.

Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!

by Tanner J. Linares. January 9, 2011

retartired

being tired to the point of feeling and behaving in a mentally retarded way

"I only got 2 hrs of sleep last night, feeling pretty retartired today"

by Immigrant Chong April 17, 2014

Retarted goat

A drunk Asian that goes to their friends bar mitzvah and gets high off of of chlorine and sleeps with their uncle a week later

Retarted goats are one of a kind

by Pop not soda September 1, 2017

RetartedSaurusRex

a person that never listens and doesn't get anything because they're rude.

"Bro! that girl is a RetartedSaurusRex

by ellie carkeek August 3, 2020