Still At the Restaurant

When someone still has lingering attachments to their ex.

Derived from the Taylor Swift song, "right where you left me" where she sings about her ex lover leaving her at the restaurant.

"I think I'm still at the restaurant."

"But you guys have been broken up for a year!"

"There was just something special."

by soopergup September 24, 2023

Restaurant quality

Used jokingly when referring to cheap and low quality goods packaged or made to look expensive.

What do you mean it's cheap? This stuff is restaurant quality man!

by nexer September 25, 2009

brokeback restaurant

A restaurant where you go and you or any member of the male sex are hit on by a gay waiter.

Waiter - hey there big guy would you like another beer? (licks lips)

You - AAAH BROKEBACK WAITER AT A BROKEBACK RESTAURANT!!!

by para para May 15, 2006

McDonald's Restaurant

1. A place that actually was indicted for using kangaroo meat in their 100% beef product, but had enough money to keep it out of the media (and out of court).

2. A place that probably should have just avoided false advertising and served kangaroo meat initially (I would eat it), since they have found incredible success with a stupid clown.

3. A place that still confuses the migrant mutation of "McDonald" with "MacDonald" when it is that they attempt to affiliate themselves with a clan reasoning and something beyond a clown and kangaroo meat, shell game.

4. A magnificent move for a young J.R. Simplot!

Let's go to McDonald's Restaurant and get something to push into our face.

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

restaurant limbo

When your waiter asks you for your order too soon and then disappears for a half hour. You're ready to take your order but mean while they're outside taking a smoke break and chatting with their co-worker... then they're shifts over and you're stuck in this limbo until the next waiter finally notices you've been sitting there forever.

My waitress disappeared and I was in restaurant limbo for the next 15 minutes until I finally got the attention of another waiter.

Foamy the Squirrel brutalized the dumb bitch waiter who disappeared for 30 minutes before he could get his food ordered.

by datfriendofsquirlz January 10, 2012

Restaurant Mouth

A medical condition in which one uses foul language after a shift working within a restaurant due to excessive use of vulgarity within said restaurant.

Sherri: "Hey honey, how was work?"
Mike: "Fucking terrible. Just fucking terrible."
Sherri: "NOT AROUND THE KIDS, MICHAEL!"
Mike: "Sorry, I guess I still have restaurant mouth."

by Sitty July 8, 2010

restaurant connoisseur

Someone that knows a lot about restaurants

Kelly loves to eat out and try new places; she should be a restaurant connoisseur

by Connoisseur July 27, 2016