Rapture traffic

Light highway congestion on or around Christian holidays, similar to what traffic will be like after the Rapture.

Coming to work on Good Friday was so easy, as there was nothing but Rapture traffic.

by seakayak September 9, 2012

Rapture'd

When you excrete waste into your nickers and then begin urinating at a rate which causes the log to float up to your waistband (Much like the raptured souls during the second coming of Christ).

"That movie was so scary that I just Rapture'd"

by Brungle Turdenloggen November 2, 2022

Rapture Fuck

When you're fucking and the rapture occurs right when you climax.

*As heard on The A to Z Show, Episode 39.

Zach: Oh man, I totally had a rapture fuck on May 21st!
AC: What do you mean?
Zach: I was fucking and right when I came, the heavens open up like Ahhhh (angel voice) and my cum shot like a geyser!
AC: No way, dude! Is that where that flood came from?
Zach: Totally! My cum flooded the Earth and Noah and the Ark rose up and repopulated a new Earth, bathed in my cum.
AC: Man, I can't wait to have a rapture fuck of my own!

by The-A-to-Z-Show August 7, 2011

Rapture Saturday

Also known as 'Judgment Day'; supposedly the day when Jesus comes back to Earth and takes all of the Christians and sends them to Heaven, to live for the rest of eternity. Meanwhile, the rest of the human race(the sinners, atheists, etc.), are left on Earth to duke it out in the battle between good and evil. The battle lasts for four-six months, until the Apocalypse occurs. Thus, the rest of the remaining human race is, at that moment, sent to the firing pits of HELL!

Dude, get your RIOT GEAR on, and the stereo system for the new mansion. We only have until tomorrow till Rapture Saturday!

by getitoffmee1232323 June 19, 2011

Rapture Failure

Having the feeling of being totally perplexed, confused, and bewildered that something you absolutely believe in and expected to happen, didn't. This usually results in loss of friends, reputation, and maybe your livelihood.

After the rapture deadline of May 21, 2011 passed, many believers whose hopes were dashed had an extreme sense of rapture failure.

by bluespiper July 15, 2011

rapture moment

When you leave a room, come back and everyone is gone. Seems like the rapture just happened.

I left the family room to go pee, came back and everyone was gone. Total rapture moment.

by Singleinthecity704.com December 28, 2011

Rapture bomb

As described by the Gizmodo blog : "get a bunch of your old clothes in full sets of pants, shirts, and shoes. Bonus points if you leave accessories like an old watch or sunglasses to go with them. Lay them out as if people have suddenly disappeared, leaving only the clothes behind. Be creative. Take pictures."

with all the clothes on my bedroom floor, it looks like a rapture bomb orgy happened

by Harold Camping October 5, 2011