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A randall is someone who is gay and would suck the homies dick with no socks on
"They touching dicks again? hes suck a randall"
RANDALL by Theurbandefinitions245 September 6, 2020
A sexy older man covered in tattoos, who most likely has been in prison. Has a great sense of humor and is a great protector
Bailee and Randall are the cutest couple
Randall by Sugared-bile September 17, 2021
A black nigga with a smeat. He also is a nigga with dreads and also likes to play Roblox. He has a strong group of friends that is caring. He mostly gets called chinaman or ran ran or rj.
I would never be a Randall
Randall by Gagshhcfb November 22, 2021
The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.

His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy
Randall by TheCword November 24, 2021
a sporty and judgy dude who is indepandant and always believes they are right
boy 1: i cant believe i came 2nd
randall: i told you my technique would work
When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.
I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.
Randall by Yetiarms January 10, 2024