reptiles

addicts of mugwump jism, see mugwumps. popularized by william s burroughs and david cronenberg.

after reptiles score for mugwump jism..."mugwump jism is the best! can I borrow your hanky?"

by dreamkurn201 August 29, 2010

Reptile

Scum-sucking, lard-assed internet troll, who loves nothing more than to cause mayhem all over the net and try to pass the blame onto someone else. Spams Usenet for Christmas cash, and does insurance jobs on their car to gains sympathy and raise cash. Likes lasagne - too much. Also see Lizzard

Some bastard reptiles been leaving scales in my guestbook again!

by Bez January 23, 2004

Reptile

n. A person who shaves theirself, or at least their vagina or penis area, completely bare.

adj. resembling the hairless look of a reptile.

I like a chick's pussy to be neatly trimmed, maybe a cute little airstrip or triangle, but every girl I hook up with is a reptile.

Shaving it all off started in the porn industry and now every girl has a reptile pussy.

The problem with reptiles is that they often have razor burn bumps. I'd rather nuzzle against a little soft hair than lick a bunch of irritated zit-like bumps on a reptile pussy.

by thehumburger March 19, 2010

Reptile

Named after the Mortal Kombat character,the Reptile is when a woman performs oral sex on a man to completion and instead of swallowing spits it into the mans eye

I'm never going to let her blow me again. She gave me the Reptile and I have a lazy eye now

by Hamm3rm4n April 28, 2016

reptile jizz

when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz

man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz

by analdestroyed July 31, 2017

Fucking Reptile

When someone is being so fucking dumb you have to degrade them to a reptile

Why did you miss your shot you fucking reptile we could have gotten the win.

by Mr 6 inches June 8, 2020

reptile fart

Placing a reptilian creature inside either your own or a partners anus before they are about to fart and suffocating the creature for the pleasure of feeling it squirm inside the anus

Jason and I were getting freaky and decided to try a reptile fart for some new pleasure.

by rustleinthewest April 13, 2015