A person whomst dedicates their life to inhibiting the success of the morally superior. Also known as the highest rank of professional inconveniencers.

The kamikaze keyboard warrior pillaged cyberspace to commit bank fraud and was indubitably deemed a quaffle.

by BuckDitkus June 13, 2018

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A girl that you absolutely detest with more passion than a passionfruit, but still she is a thicc one. Whenever you are horny your hormones will force you to chat to her until you get them sweet photos. NOTE a quafflebitch doesn't have to have a pretty face just a thicc one and usually is quite slutty and flirty

A = hey u speaking to elena again just to get nudes even though she has no personality but big tiddies
B = YER SHE IS SUCH A QUAFFLEBITCH

by leader of the lizard people August 7, 2018

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quaffle When your girlfriend queefs and it smells like waffles. A term only fraternity boy rejects would try and use to humor the less intelligent if applicable to tolerate their presence before roofie-ing them damn selves at said party.

Yo, I heard Jake’s baby mama quaffles in her sleep, the lucky bastard. When my girlfriend queefs all I smell is shrimp.... but hers smells like waffles he says. Then she makes waffles for that fat bas-tard in the morning. Get it? HA HA HA

by Frotoroso26 April 7, 2020

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