Quimby

Perverted older man, who sneaks around the neighborhood sniffing and licking bicycle seats.

Damn, creepy ole man Jenkins is a straight up Quimby!!!

by fsufan September 1, 2013

Quimmets

1)A pussy crunchberry
2)The pet name John Kerry gave to his wife, Teraaaaaaazza.

Get your scabby muff over here, Quimmets, dear.

by Muncharoo August 25, 2004

Quimming

The act of not being able to pass a person in a hallway.

"Man, the other day I was not able to walk past Tyrone in the hall. He kept quimming, and I couldn't get by him."

by jldr56 November 16, 2009

Quimby

Noun 1. A profession in which you suck all of the air and gas out of dead bodies, so they do not fart or burp during family visiting hours or during the memorial.

They called the Quimby in before they prepared the body for the open casket viewing.

by Dark lord tizzy October 17, 2014

Quimby

A long, skinny penis. Exact opposite of a chode.

Person 1: You have a chode
Person 2: No, i have a quimby

by kyle fossman October 27, 2008

Quammy

When a really fat person has really fat quads and they run down and over their knees. (plural is quammies)

You should really lose some weight. There are things growing in the folds of your left quammy.

by Blaine Myers February 12, 2008

quimby

The act of sitting in a hot tub and farting. You watch for the fart bubble to come to the top of the water and try to bite the bubble before it pops.

Kenny: “Bro, what are you doing?”
Phil: “ I’m about to fart. Let’s see who gets the quimby.”
Kenny: “ That quimby tasted like absolute shit.”

by Diesel!! November 30, 2022