quiche

Hot but like the step above hot, quiche to the point that you wanna have sex with them

Wow that girls hot, nah shes quiche

by Ja'mie Private School Girl October 10, 2015

Quiche

Pie-like dish made with eggs, and followed by spinach, mushrooms or some other filling.

I don't like eggs so I guess I won't be having quiche for dinner.

by Saints October 17, 2003

Coronation Quiche

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.

For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

by PrinceGinger April 18, 2023

Quiche Crumbs

The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.

Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!

by Spongebobeehsa September 26, 2009

Quiche

A food primarily eaten by fake men.

Real men don't eat quiche.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

master quiche

To take a dump in someone's microwave and turn it on. Usually done at the victim's house while he's passed out.

"That guy stiffed me $20, but it's ok, I left a master quiche in his microwave"

by herrsquidward January 13, 2008

Midnight Quiche

From the french slang 'quiche' or 'jerk', masturbating at night to fall asleep.

I couldn't stop thinking about the day and fall asleep until I had my midnight quiche.

by Arbuff October 26, 2016