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"Quiche.............Quiche you say what is that?"............

Well in short its a craze that is taking off in the East Midlands, more specifically Lenton, the student area of Nottingham. Scrapping the definition, quiche has become 'THE' word on the street. Taking any form of adjective, noun, verb and so on, quiche is the perfect word for everything. Quiche is always used in GOOD manor and in delight. The fact that it rolls of the tongue with such a satisfying ease is why it is so good. Examples include:

Endless possibilities........Quiche is dot dot dot dot dot.
Man those jagearbombs got me absolutely quiched last night
by Quiche Pioneer January 27, 2011
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Raw Quiche

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A situation where no words can describe how bad it is
Ross: Oh no, I just got rimmed by a german shepherd.

Eric: That's a massive slice of raw quiche, What was his name?

Ross: You Dick Chop.
by RossIsFit July 13, 2009
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baking a quiche

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The worst excuse to use when peeing behind a dumpster.
Police Officer: Sir what are you doing?

Guy: Don"t mind me officers, I'm just baking a quiche.
by solid goldner March 2, 2011
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Quiche Lorraine

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a baked flan or tart with a savoury filling of Bacon and Cheese (usually a mature Cheddar) thickened with eggs, usually eaten cold, made popular from the UK hit TV show 'ready steady cook' and created by the chef Ainsley Harriott for the then shows host Lorraine Kelly who enjoyed it so much that she squealed with excitement.
"I rustled up a few quiche Lorraine's for easter"
by Witwhoo September 8, 2019
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Quiche Eater

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One who is not a real man. There are multivarious rules by which one would be defined as a quiche eater, but here are a few:

Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates.
Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating.
Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas.
Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond.

If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.
Jake was busy dating a hollywood supermodel with big gozangas. The date consisted of drinking. He then bashed the woman over the head with a club and dragged her by the hair back to his place. Jake is a real man.

Todd's date consisted of preparing and feeding his woman quiche. He dressed up in his finest cowboy outfit to do this. Todd is a quiche eater.
by BussaBuss July 17, 2010
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Quiche

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An accumulation of smegma in a delicious crusty pie
My grandparents wanted to try a local delicacy when they came to visit us so we served them up our neighbourhood's quiche recipe.
by Tastyskwerl March 18, 2017
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quiche eater

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Used for calling someone gay.
"he looks likes he eats quiche"
"you quiche eater!"
by Sloan Frog April 28, 2008
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