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Quaker Oats

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.
I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!
by a nub November 8, 2018
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Quakertown

You know you are from Quakertown and its surrounding areas if; The best thing to do is go to Wal Mart on a Friday or Saturday night. You know exactly what Grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. The back parking lot of the Regal is the best for doing donuts in. The car shows at Dairy Queen are always a big hit! You know that Haycock is an elementary school, and not some lame sexual innuendo You know exactly who Mario Galante is. The Milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. Dominick’s/ Giovanni’s/ Pizza Randa all have the best pizza in town. You have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from Pennridge. One word QMART! You know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow ass tractor in front of you. Knowing that half the town worked/works at Friendly’s or Giant.
You got owned Quakertown style.
by pasted one July 16, 2008
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Quiverhole

To process or action in which the Anus quivers whilst holding in a massive poo to prevent one from pooing in the drawers.
Bobby must have been holding in his crap for a long time becasue he came down with a case of quiverhole.
by CoUnMe April 21, 2010
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Quakertown

A place where being "banned for life" from the QMart is a legitimate bonafided bragging right.
quakertown
by kdsnoop November 5, 2008
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Quivering Quim

A vagina at a heightened state of sexual pleasure.
He satisfied her quivering quim with his girthy man tool.
by Buck naked May 29, 2017
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Jig Quiver

The array of dance techniques or routines one has at their disposal.
Damn! Did you see Jim out on the dance floor last night? He's got mad moves in his jig quiver!
by Adumbford January 9, 2011
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The Old Quaker

Noun: A sexual act in which a female uses both hands to vigorous stroke the shaft of a male with an extremely large penis, similar to the act of churning butter. Optional, the female can also lick the tip ever so gently.
"So last night I was with this guy who had such a big dick that I couldn't suck it and I didn't want it inside me, so I had to pull out the Old Quaker. "
by ayo_keeks May 4, 2014
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