Quasimodo

When you are playing basketball and you do a "behind the back" move with the ball to dazzle defenders.

"Mario Choto" pulled the Quasimodo on the court today, he was unstoppable.

The Quasimodo is one of the finest moves to put some points on the board.

by SpenceStab June 6, 2011

Quasimodo

A primitve form of the shocker, only with a slight hand to crotch varation, where the pinky, ring and middle finger are clenched tightly togther, and the index finger is slightly humped up, wallowing up against but not fully inserting itself into the anus.

My buddy Yoda was pissed at his woman so when they were going at it he slipped her the Quasimodo to piss her off.

by CWood December 2, 2003

Quasimotorboating

Motorboating a truly hideous pair of tits.

John was really drunk last night. I caught him quasimotorboating that fat chick in the men's room.

by quasimoto August 26, 2013

Quasihodo

A broke back bitch. A whorish female, with a jacked back.

That be one quasihodo lookin bitch.

by Jack tuttleburn January 5, 2017

quasimodo

To physically roll up the stairs

Dave what’s that noise

Jack I thing my dog is quasimodoing up the stairs

by Bignibbas August 10, 2018

Quasimoto

An undercover abuser who abuses young girls minds who he seems easy pickings , favourite victims , European females

Shit I better not tell my parents I’m being abused ,quasimoto will abuse me

by nerds from burbs July 19, 2019

Quasimodo

An individual who can be considered simple or of similar mongitude.
Someone daft or even in special circumstances a bullshitter.

1)
Jim: I cut my hair yesterday with a knife and fork.
Gaz: Fuck me Jim Quasimodo has had smarter haircuts.
2)
Joe: I ran 2 miles in 5 minutes last week.
Brian: give it a rest Quasimodo, everyone is tired of your bullshit.

by Henchman September 8, 2019