Quatchi

Short for Pasquatchi... the hairy area around a womens genitals, aka her bush. Only considered a true quatchi if it is large, sometimes engulfing her thighs, has a distinct odor and is generally unkept.

Man, I took home this chick the other night and when she slipped out of her dress I saw she had the biggest, furriest, brightest fire engine red quatchi I had ever seen... I could smell it from across the room.

by Canadian Star January 2, 2008

quatch hambees

25 cent McDonalds hamburgers

"Dude, let's harsh mau on some quatch hambees!"
"Forshnomwhat!"

by Dave Gillies April 23, 2008

quatch

1) A slang word used for most std's. The clap, herpes, and crabs would all fit into this words definition.

person: "Stay away from susan. She has the quatch."

by Led Man November 16, 2005

Quatchi

Extremely hairy female genitalia

This female hippie I know has the craziest quatchi and would never need a merkin.

by Davidossimo December 28, 2007

Quatch

(n) A cluster or group of Bigfoot aka Sasquatch.

Deep in the woods we were surrounded by a quatch of Bigfoot.

by Forsquatch February 1, 2021

Andrew Quatch

An LG Slaying manwhore known to prowl across gay, small, pulpmill filled towns. He has never dated a woman over the age of 12 and is known to have discovered the sasQUATCH. Just to have loud kinky buttsex inside of its chest cavity.

Andrew Quatch wanted to try out something tricky tonight, like licking eachothers buttholes.

by CamB January 4, 2013

The Quatchescan Method

In Wordle, when you use the words, glent, brick, jumpy, waqfs, and vozhd to get a wordle answer

Why Suda created the Quatchescan Method

by RedFinger221 January 24, 2024