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Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.
Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."
by GregOwens May 5, 2013
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Sex Panther

60% of the time, it works, every time.
Yup, its made with bits of real panther. So you know its good. (Sex Panther)
by odion August 3, 2012
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pwntorious

video game lingo. A severe, butt whoop'n victory. no competition. beating another team so bad, as if they never even tried.

combo of pwn and victorious.
"We are pwntorious! No Contest!"

"they are pwntorious. we suck....(cry)"
by matches007 February 18, 2008
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Pwnchovilla

Pwn comes from the word Own, meaning An act of dominating an opponent. Originally said during the days of WarCraft, when a map designer mispelled "Own" as "Pwn", thus making history.
Chovilla comes from the name Pancho Villa. Pancho was a Mexican Revolutionary general dating as far back as the late 1800's to early 1920's. He was a train robber and a Violent man and also raided many places.
So with that being said, Pwnchovilla is when a kid gets pwned old school style. Pwnchovilla is when someone gets raided on or gets ganked.
"Damn son! He was pwned Panchovilla style!"
"I'm gonna Pwnchovilla his bitch ass!"
"Damn, that kid Pwnchovilla'd us!"
by C-Rodrizzle February 22, 2008
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pwntackular

a cross of pwn and spectacular for meaning somthing spectackularly pwnd. also can be used as an emphasised version of the word pwn.
man that kill u got in cod 4 was pwntackular.
by teh dud April 26, 2009
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Platinum Panther

Step 1) Gouge a girls eyes out.
Step 2) One in the Pink, One in the Stink, Two in the eyes , One in the Mouth, Two in the hands.
Step 3) Cycle Left and Repeat.
Yo, Andy, Mike, Matt, Joel, Bryn, John, and Toby totally Platinum Panther'd Natalie last night.
by AndyAndCrew September 30, 2011
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Green Panther

An activist, one who specifically fights for environmental issues. A lover of nature, a conservationist and a green activist.
He is a green panther, he is always talking about ways to minimize his footprint on this earth.
by JasonR747 May 30, 2019
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