1. A domestic feline.
2. A woman's vulva and vagina.
3. A word complete morons use to demoralize men who have a usable brain.
2. A woman's vulva and vagina.
3. A word complete morons use to demoralize men who have a usable brain.
1. My pussy ate a cock today.
2. You've got a lovely pussy.
3. Huhuhuhuh, he isn't a jackass like we all are, so he must be a pussy
2. You've got a lovely pussy.
3. Huhuhuhuh, he isn't a jackass like we all are, so he must be a pussy
by Ralfie June 27, 2005
Something guys apparently love yet mock contsantly.
Nobody really knows why, but it's probably either because:
a) They don't have one.
or b) They don't have one.
Also known as, 'vagina'. If you meant the feline, see cat.
Nobody really knows why, but it's probably either because:
a) They don't have one.
or b) They don't have one.
Also known as, 'vagina'. If you meant the feline, see cat.
Joe: "Oh my god, there goes Katie!"
Paul: "DUDE imagine that pussy under her skirt."
Joe: "LOL. Man I can't believe she has a pussy."
Katie: "Stfu retards."
Paul: "DUDE imagine that pussy under her skirt."
Joe: "LOL. Man I can't believe she has a pussy."
Katie: "Stfu retards."
by TheBritishOne September 14, 2009
One of the best parts of a woman's anatomy that seemingly everyone finds funny to mix up with it's sister definition: a cat. This has been so over-used it has become like toilet humor: nobody thinks it is funny anymore.
*Horny teanager types "Girl with nice pussy" in search field*
*Search comes back with 5.767.992 pictures of girls holding cats.*
*Teanager loses urge to masturbate and thus impregnates the hooker that lives nextdoor*
*Search comes back with 5.767.992 pictures of girls holding cats.*
*Teanager loses urge to masturbate and thus impregnates the hooker that lives nextdoor*
by Merecthemerciless December 19, 2009
Jake : Oh Kiersten I could pound your Pussy all night!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!
by SlopNChop October 25, 2017
"My pussy is so wet, darling. You are such a stud."
"Of course. I think I will go and eat raw meat and scratch my hairy ass now."
"Of course. I think I will go and eat raw meat and scratch my hairy ass now."
by I_am_God_so_do_not_doubt_me April 06, 2009
by Squidword69 February 18, 2020
Pussy IS the best thing in the world.
by God created Pussy then retired May 13, 2012