1. A domestic feline.
2. A woman's vulva and vagina.
3. A word complete morons use to demoralize men who have a usable brain.
2. A woman's vulva and vagina.
3. A word complete morons use to demoralize men who have a usable brain.
1. My pussy ate a cock today.
2. You've got a lovely pussy.
3. Huhuhuhuh, he isn't a jackass like we all are, so he must be a pussy
2. You've got a lovely pussy.
3. Huhuhuhuh, he isn't a jackass like we all are, so he must be a pussy
by Ralfie July 8, 2005
Get the Pussymug. Something guys apparently love yet mock contsantly.
Nobody really knows why, but it's probably either because:
a) They don't have one.
or b) They don't have one.
Also known as, 'vagina'. If you meant the feline, see cat.
Nobody really knows why, but it's probably either because:
a) They don't have one.
or b) They don't have one.
Also known as, 'vagina'. If you meant the feline, see cat.
Joe: "Oh my god, there goes Katie!"
Paul: "DUDE imagine that pussy under her skirt."
Joe: "LOL. Man I can't believe she has a pussy."
Katie: "Stfu retards."
Paul: "DUDE imagine that pussy under her skirt."
Joe: "LOL. Man I can't believe she has a pussy."
Katie: "Stfu retards."
by TheBritishOne September 14, 2009
Get the Pussymug. One of the best parts of a woman's anatomy that seemingly everyone finds funny to mix up with it's sister definition: a cat. This has been so over-used it has become like toilet humor: nobody thinks it is funny anymore.
*Horny teanager types "Girl with nice pussy" in search field*
*Search comes back with 5.767.992 pictures of girls holding cats.*
*Teanager loses urge to masturbate and thus impregnates the hooker that lives nextdoor*
*Search comes back with 5.767.992 pictures of girls holding cats.*
*Teanager loses urge to masturbate and thus impregnates the hooker that lives nextdoor*
by Merecthemerciless December 18, 2009
Get the Pussymug. Jake : Oh Kiersten I could pound your Pussy all night!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!
by SlopNChop April 19, 2018
Get the Pussymug. "My pussy is so wet, darling. You are such a stud."
"Of course. I think I will go and eat raw meat and scratch my hairy ass now."
"Of course. I think I will go and eat raw meat and scratch my hairy ass now."
by I_am_God_so_do_not_doubt_me April 6, 2009
Get the Pussymug. by Squidword69 February 18, 2020
Get the Pussymug. Pussy IS the best thing in the world.
by God created Pussy then retired October 22, 2012
Get the Pussymug.