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pill pusher

A classic job describing a group on Wheel of Fortune.
Joe: A group of pill pushers?
(Audience laughs)
Pat: THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE JOE
by Aedyn December 30, 2018
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pencil pusher

Someone who works in an incredibly boring job. Most likely the person themselves also exudes extreme boringness. I.e. an accountant, or one whose job is meaningless, and invites people that have no personalities to join and TALK.
Wow, CAN I BE an accountanct - you guys get to work AND train AND get paid WELL. And to top it all off, you guys are INTERESTING....tell me MORE!!!!
by Vinski August 4, 2004
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pissery

Excuse me, where the fuck is the pissery?
by calibration one nine March 23, 2009
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cooch pusher

A girl who when giving a hug rams or pushes her crotch against the other person. Perhaps an indication that she is attracted to the person she cooch pushes, or maybe she's just a slut :)
"Vanessa totally wants me, dude! Everytime we hug she gives the old cooch push!"

"Everyone knows she's a cooch pusher, bro!"
by mmmlele October 28, 2007
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rug pisser

A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless. (See Carpet Pisser)
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.

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DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together-

LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in?

DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--

LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?

DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--

LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--

LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--

EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--

DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.

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by UrbanAchiever March 2, 2005
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Pearl Pusher

An additive to the saying “is there sand in your vagina” so to say pearl pusher means you’re so uptight the sand in your pussy is making pearls
Why do you have to be such a Pearl Pusher calm down
by Mrs.C.Baird November 16, 2019
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Phantom Pisser

Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.
-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"

- " Yeah who did it?"

- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."
by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010
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