Purse

Another way of saying "That's a personal problem".

Dude: My girlfriend just broke up with me.
Friend: That's a purse.

by Thegraveclamp July 21, 2023

Purse

Purse;

A womans lady bits
The Virgina

The place where women keep their treasures.

Eat my fucking purse bitch!

by Logfox August 19, 2023

Purse

A homosexual male with a particularly large nutsack

Wow, that guy is a fuckin’ purse!

by Pudus June 13, 2025

Purse Vodka

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

by Chiges February 21, 2012

purse breast separation

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them

I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007

Purse Owner!!!

Something someone with dyslexia says when they find a mask, gun, or trip and fall into a Tv.

Person: Purse Owner!!!
Persona: Thou am thou, I art I.

by KirbyMultiverse11037 December 16, 2020

Purse Water

A pint of alcohol or a flask that you store in your purse or backpack on a daily basis for convenient shots while out in public, especially in restrooms, movie theaters and chaotic Uber rides with your degenerate friends.

Erin has to go to CVS to buy more purse water

by Pint of Fun June 14, 2018