Midget punting

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.

- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”

by Monghider July 2, 2020

puntinky

a huge smelly fart that smells like rotten eggs

Dude that fat man smells like a puntinky!!

by mr.puntinky April 30, 2005

punting baby syndrome

When you get the random urge to punt babies. Usually across football fields.

YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.

DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.

by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006

pontic

a Greek from the Pontus region of NE Anatolia, ancient dialect of Ionic Greek. Great Folk Music

he's Pontic? he's Cool .. dunno why some stupid people characterise them as Dumb and stupid

by Sherman February 9, 2005

muff punting

literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..

"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."

by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005

pusticle

An engorged pimple, bloated and full of juicy pus. Ready to be squeezed, scratched or popped by yourself or significant other.

I had a massive pusticle on my shoulder, but my girlfriend exaccerbated it by squeezing all the gunk out; now it's infected, and my arm has to be amputated - all for a simple zit.

by Googles January 3, 2004

Punting from the Cambridge end

Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.

My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!

by Da_Cello October 16, 2010