Punchpology 

An apology is stated but it is combined with a verbal punch so that the recipient is left unsure about the actual sincerity of the apology.

I'm still pissed about it so I gave a punchpology rather than an apology.

She said "Sorry, bitch face." I think I just got a punchpology.

Punchpology by K.Slice January 2, 2015

Montana punch bowl 

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a cup for liquids to be drank out of

I made a cup for her wine with my ball sack she smiled and said wow that’s “Montana punch bowl”

Montana punch bowl by BeelynnD February 10, 2022

Turd in a Punch bowl 

When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.

"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"

Turd in a Punch bowl by deitbussy December 10, 2019

punch bowl

1. A bowl to drink punch out of!

2. When someone is taking a toke out of a pipe and you punch the bowl, in an attempt to bring contact between the toker's face and the burning weed! Only do this when the weed is some dirty shwag, or risk losing some nice grass.

1. Need a definition? Are you stoopid?

2. Cuno: How did you get that burn on your face?
Pita: That ass Mark punch bowl'd me yesterday, and it was MY fucking weed!

punch bowl by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

Turd in a punch bowl 

This is a sexual fetish in which a willing participant dons a pair of deep sea swim fins and a full faced snorkel mask. While handcuffed nude and on his knees a group of full bladdered women enter the room and attach and large pet cone (lamp shade) around the participants neck. One by one each women urinates into the cone until the participants face is fully submerged. At this point the final vixen then tops it off with a long over due bowle movement, thus creating the bliss of a turd in a punch bowl!

Honey, don't forget your full faced snorkle mask for tonight's swinger party. Remember it's you week to take the "Turd in a punch bowl".

Turd in a punch bowl by Ray Sissome February 2, 2021

punchboard

Female, noun. When a lady uses what she has to get more of what she wants.

"After dating most of John's friends, Sally became known as the group punchboard."

punchboard by my boss July 18, 2005

Punch Bowl

When you are at a house party and someone cloggs the sink and everybody pisses in the sink.

Yo dude, I totally punch bowled the bathroom sink.

Go fill it up .

Punch Bowl by Gdit March 9, 2017