Sexy Tit Puns

puns about tits

sexy tit puns example I dated a girl with 12 tits, sounds funny dozen tit?
TITIES just a joke about tits

by not the man or the mans man July 10, 2017

Punstruck

A combination of "Dumbstruck" and "Pun"

Thus, "Punstruck" is to be dumbstruck or confused by a pun.

Al: "Whale Whale Whale, What have we here"

Yang: "what?"

Al: "It's funny because the word Whale sounds like Well, and it's a common phrase when people say 'well well well' so it's a pun."

Yang: "I'm punstruck"

by AlanG-LeAngryBirds December 19, 2012

Punstipation

A disease of the ears caused from hearing too many puns. It is the hardening of the earwax to block the hearing of more bad puns.

I am glad I have punstipation so that I don't have to hear more puns from John F. But the only way out is punperation H.

by lehi53 January 30, 2008

Punshon

A type of friendship ; between friends with benifits and a couple

Me and my best friend have a Punshon type realtionship.

by Jocelyn Robinson June 17, 2008

Punsey

1. A coward
2. A person who is afraid to try new good things
3. Person who takes the easy way out most of the time

"Holy crap, he wont even try to pick up that girl, what a punsey!"

by Shiggnjiggen December 14, 2008

Punsie

Slang for any physiological activity related to the vagina, either processed by the body or introduced into the vagina. Related activities maybe in reference to menses, sex, sexual desire, odor or discharge.

Are you going through your punsie phase?

by Birthcanal October 23, 2014

Mountain puns

The act of making a joke containing a mountain with a name resembling a human or creature.

"Why was Popeye made at The Pope?" "Why?" "Because he went to mount olive!

"President Washington rode to mount vernon, so Mrs. Washington got furious"

Mountain puns

by Harry Berger April 18, 2011