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pumping the shotgun

1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off
1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003
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Pumping The Faucet

A new and genius definition by ya boi, LOGIC...

-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...
-Mom- (Knocks on the door) "What are you doing son...?"

-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"

-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"

-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"

-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"
by xLOGICx July 14, 2007
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pumping pink

The act of throttling a vagina. Thrusting in and out like a piston on a pickup truck.
Bro, Me and John were out at the club on Saturday. We met up with some females and lets just say by the end of the night, we were pumping pink until the sun came up.
by Whale? February 24, 2015
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Pumping Gas

The action of masturbation.

Can be done to one's self, such as pumping your own gas, or have it done by another, in the action of having your gas pumped.
After she left me for another guy, I had to go back to pumping my own gas to shitty porn.

Last night this chick was pumping my gas, no questions asked.

Pumping gas, we all do it at soome point.
by ives1337 August 10, 2010
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Pumping out the bisquick

Masturbation, whacking it, blowing your load, jerking off, milking the lizard, cumming, pouding your pud, jizzing, strokin it, spanking the monkey, flogging your molly, paddle the pickle, wanking, rubbing one out, the big O, playing the skin flute, making toilet babies, releasing the kraken, jacking off, choking the chicken, shooting your pistol, beating the bishop, bust your nuts, jerkin the gherkin, getting your rocks off, slaying the dragon
Its best to start your day off right, getting a good nights sleep, eating a big breakfast and pumping out the bisquick
by keightisgreight December 8, 2010
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Pumping Dualies

The act of jacking off two penis' at one time.
Magoo loved pumping dualies for Ryan and other pals.
by Mr. S. Stephens May 2, 2006
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pumping the derrick

When you are pinching a loaf and stand up and sit back down to squeeze the last bit of poo from your bowels.
Pumping the derrick: I was pumping the derick during my morning poo.
by King kupa April 11, 2015
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