by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003
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-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...
-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...
-Mom- (Knocks on the door) "What are you doing son...?"
-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"
-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"
-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"
-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"
-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"
-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"
-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"
-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"
-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"
-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"
by xLOGICx July 14, 2007
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Bro, Me and John were out at the club on Saturday. We met up with some females and lets just say by the end of the night, we were pumping pink until the sun came up.
by Whale? February 24, 2015
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Can be done to one's self, such as pumping your own gas, or have it done by another, in the action of having your gas pumped.
Can be done to one's self, such as pumping your own gas, or have it done by another, in the action of having your gas pumped.
After she left me for another guy, I had to go back to pumping my own gas to shitty porn.
Last night this chick was pumping my gas, no questions asked.
Pumping gas, we all do it at soome point.
Last night this chick was pumping my gas, no questions asked.
Pumping gas, we all do it at soome point.
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Its best to start your day off right, getting a good nights sleep, eating a big breakfast and pumping out the bisquick
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