puzzlewit

Puzzlewit - a fancy word for stupid. Presidents like insulting each other that way. Roosevelt called “Puzzlewit”Taft. Came recently famous, because of The Daily Show's 23 May 2007 edition.

If you've recently booked a return voyage on the RMS Titanic, you might be a puzzlewit.

If you go out on a date with 2 ugly girls and their "Drogaman" friends come by for a game of pool, you might be a puzzlewit.

by The FuSIoN December 28, 2008

Pulz

A breed of carbon based lifeforms that are utterly obsessed with money.

"Johnny, don't be a Pulz and give me back my dollar!" Susan said.

by George White October 4, 2006

Puzzle Up!

Typed or yelled after hearing a problem. Addressed to all in on the discussion, asking what they think. Texted PUP!

Jerry: My computations for entropy aren't converging!
Roger: Puzzle up!

by jcarpen April 3, 2011

Puzzle Juice

Alcohol you drink when you’re doing a puzzle.

“I’ll be back in a minute I’m just gonna go get some puzzle juice”

by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

Puzzle Master

When two hermaphrodites simataneoualy have sex with both of their sexual organs and it fits together perfect like two pieces of a puzzle.

Those two hermaphrodites must be soulmates. I've never seen a puzzle master so clean.

by Hot Kunch June 19, 2021

pulz

An extreme meaning of Greed. To allow yourself to forget about family and headout in search of money and worldly objects.

Sam was such a Pulz. Her father let her use his summer house and she sold it!

by Greg Nivek October 6, 2006

puzzyboggle

adj. Excellent or great to an extremely high degree

"Hey man, how's your day been?"
"I'm having a pretty puzzyboggle day, you?"

by JuanitoBandito99 January 23, 2009