A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.
*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*
Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!
Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??
Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.
Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!
Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??
Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.
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When Joseph Pulitzer personally comes to your home and kicks you in the nuts. However painful it might be, it is very prestigious.
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Man1: Dude c'mon if you are going to walk around naked at least dry yourself off!
Man2: Sorry! I just took a shower.
Man1: Your pubitites are dripping water all over the rug.
Man2: Sorry! I just took a shower.
Man1: Your pubitites are dripping water all over the rug.
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prep 1: im wearing my new lilly dress to dinner at the yacht club tonight!
prep 2: im going to wear my new skirt with my matching polo. i just hope that there isnt anyone there wearing the same print as i am!
prep 2: im going to wear my new skirt with my matching polo. i just hope that there isnt anyone there wearing the same print as i am!
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