jet puffed sausage

>noun: immensely large pork sword.
>noun: uncommonly huge (in size) piece of meat.

HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!

Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!

by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008

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penis puffer

Puff on a penis...like a ciggarette.
Used as an insult to guys, comment to girls!

"Shut the fuck up you penis puffer!"

by Ashly March 12, 2003

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The Pufferfish

This is when your sexual partner farts in your mouth to the point where your cheeks inflate, and then you hold it in and blow it on your partners face.

Johnny and Sally engaged in The Pufferfish, thus enhancing their sexual experience.

by Oscar Jennings March 13, 2009

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A person suffering from advanced COPD with primarily emphysema rather than chronic bronchitis. Pink puffers are so-named because the emphysema drastically increases the effort required to inhale and exhale, causing facial flushing (pinkish coloration) and obviously labored breathing (puffing).

Doctor: "The pink puffer in 704 needs more supplemental oxygen."

by Beyond the Pale June 2, 2011

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