Puerto rican sunglasses 

When a person falls asleep with their head tilted backwards, and another person puts their testicals over the passed out persons eyes.

That random guy from the party last night passed out way too early...so he got the puerto rican sunglasses.

Puerto rican sunglasses by Arctic02Z September 3, 2010

puerto rican slurpee 

A puerto rican slurpee is when one sexual partner puts a straw on the others penis and slurps out the semen inside.

Jason, "Hey bitch, wanna slob on my knob"

Kierstin, "Ok, ill give you a puerto rican slurpee

puerto rican slurpee by jasonisabossenskower March 13, 2010

puerto rican stinkin ass bitch 

only describes the fewest of latino (I'm better than you white people)attitudes only exceeded by her vast knowledge of all, which only proves how dumb/irrational a mexican/puerto rican Bitch really is; commonly waking up at 4 in the morning with a Dumb Bitchattitude;repeatedly
asking stupid questions like ex: "Where is a gas station.....you should know your a mechanic" when she's on the busiest freeway in the world the 405

ex1;This puerto rican stinkin ass bitch thinks I have mapquest in my fucken head. ex2; Gina why does your vaginal cavity stink, did you shower tonight, you puerto rican stinkin ass bitch.

puerto rican stinkin ass bitch by Jeremy 'of' so cal October 16, 2006

Puerto Rican Steamboat 

A girl takes a shit, melts it in her pussy and the guy eats it out.

Dude, my girl pulled a puerto rican steamboat last night. It was awesome!!!

Puerto Rican Steamboat by GoldenFalis March 16, 2009

Puerto Rican Sea Trout

While swimming in the ocean/pool you lower your bathing suit to show just your ass cheeks, sometimes even the dark hole. then you plunge above water then quickly dive to reveal just your ass towards anyone in the vicinity

Mike Willard puerto rican sea trouted tom while at the beach and the little children on the shore were disgusted.

Puerto Rican Sea Trout by tom nesdill November 7, 2009

Puerto Rican Steamer

The puerto rican steamer is a very sensual move. This is when a girl is licking one's grundel or gooch however you would like to refer to the spot below your nuts and she blows in your ass.

I was with maria last night and she gave me a puerto rican steamer for goodluck.

Puerto Rican Steamer by junglep May 9, 2006

Puerto Rican sword 

A piece of pipe a few feet long used to beat the shit out of your enemies.

That motherfucker came at me with a Puerto Rican sword!

Puerto Rican sword by Some kind of moose February 28, 2018