A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.
Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?
Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
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It is used to describes somebody's puebes
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A glorious football play popularized in the movie "Little Giants." Its is pretty much a center sneak. The QB hikes the ball, and pretends to run the play while the center, who actually has the ball, runs toward the end zone. This play won the game for the Little Giants in their final game against the Cowboys. Will go down in fottball history and lore.
Kid 1: "What are we gonna do, we can't beat the Cowboys!"
Kid 2: "We are gonna run the Annexation of Puerto Rico and win the game"
Kid 2: "We are gonna run the Annexation of Puerto Rico and win the game"
by Mr. Vice President January 3, 2006
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Pueblonics in action:
Hey, are yous going to Saven Elavens for aluminum foil and baking soda?
No bud, we're going to Walmarts guy, we need diapers and Pepsi too pimpin'.
Hey, are yous going to Saven Elavens for aluminum foil and baking soda?
No bud, we're going to Walmarts guy, we need diapers and Pepsi too pimpin'.
by budkins719 July 9, 2010
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by Chief McHeath January 20, 2012
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Someone who is of Puerto Rican decent but is engulfed fully in the redneck culture.
Puerto ricnecks typically drive large trucks, wear camouflage when they're not hunting and chew tobacco.
Slight differences are noticeable, they Fly Puerto Rican flags from the back of their truck rather than confederate flags and prefer Mofongo to grits.
Puerto ricnecks can typically be found in the rural areas within Hillsborough, Marion, Polk, and Orange County, FL
Someone who is of Puerto Rican decent but is engulfed fully in the redneck culture.
Puerto ricnecks typically drive large trucks, wear camouflage when they're not hunting and chew tobacco.
Slight differences are noticeable, they Fly Puerto Rican flags from the back of their truck rather than confederate flags and prefer Mofongo to grits.
Puerto ricnecks can typically be found in the rural areas within Hillsborough, Marion, Polk, and Orange County, FL
Hey did you know Gloria's parents are from San Juan?
Why is she wearing a Camouflage t-shirt with a pink deer on it?
She's a puerto ricneck.
Why is she wearing a Camouflage t-shirt with a pink deer on it?
She's a puerto ricneck.
by Cb81352 November 21, 2013
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