puddle muscles 

slang for a woman's vagina, usually one that is tight and wet.

I Love when My girl's puddle muscles contract when she starts to cum.

puddle muscles by getcombowned February 17, 2014

Puddle Cuddle 

When a group of people hug or huddle together while crying. Commonly seen at events such as graduations.

At the class's graduation, they all joined together, sobbing, in a massive Puddle Cuddle.

Puddle Cuddle by St. Pierre May 6, 2013

puddle pirate 

A US Coast Guard member. derogatory.

Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.

Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.

puddle pirate by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

puddle in the mudhole 

The post anal sex event of directly cumming in a woman's anus. This will immediatly be followed by gurgling sounds, air bubbles, and the occasional moaner from your woman.

I'd sure like to give that lass a puddle in the mudhole.

puddle in the mudhole by dasgeneral April 14, 2005

Puddle Fishing

The act of doing something in vain, doing something in a way that it cannot be achieved.

Making the air cleaner is puddle fishing when you are driving a car.

Puddle Fishing by MLE vonn July 3, 2005

puddle monkey 

A tweaker who hangs out around other tweakers "usually broke" hoping for a chance to get a hit from the meth pipe

I cant believe that puddle monkey hasn't gone home yet

puddle monkey by penaTRAYshawn July 15, 2020

puddle slut 

A skank ass girl who fucks a guy in order to get Meth. Originates from Utah

puddle slut by Mike Lee aka somebody July 20, 2003