sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair
dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"
by scroaty g November 2, 2012
Get the nature's pubes mug.This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.
Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.
by Goblin Green June 8, 2017
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by Schlossberg January 14, 2008
Get the Flounder Pubes mug.Hair that grows near your 'danger area'! If you shave it it gets itchy,and if you leave it there...it's itchy!
by 0niTTRay January 7, 2004
Get the pubes mug.A prank pulled on unsuspecting roommates whereby a pile of pubic hair is left in a common area by one household member for the others to find.
Josephina: "Oh my god! What is that!?"
Stanley comes running into the bathroom and looks into the toilet where Josephina is standing and staring, mouth agape: "Yikes! Looks like a pile of ginger pubic hair to me. We're the unfortunate victims of a pubeso from my roommate Marc."
Stanley comes running into the bathroom and looks into the toilet where Josephina is standing and staring, mouth agape: "Yikes! Looks like a pile of ginger pubic hair to me. We're the unfortunate victims of a pubeso from my roommate Marc."
by confused by it all January 6, 2008
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1 : arriving at or having reached puberty
2 : of or relating to puberty
From the Latin pubescens, (to become hairy, downy, or an adult)
1 : arriving at or having reached puberty
2 : of or relating to puberty
From the Latin pubescens, (to become hairy, downy, or an adult)
by Khorne May 1, 2008
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