psychic vampire

One who consciously or subconciously drains the emotions of others.

I knew he was a psychic vampire when I first met him; When he was around, I felt nothing but tired and lethargic.

by The Candle March 14, 2004

psychic skidmarks

Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver doing practice runs.

Nearly half of the chase scenes in French Connection are littered with psychic skidmarks. But you have to look fast, These scenes usually last 1 to 2 seconds.

by Cliff November 12, 2003

psychic twins

Famous identical twins Terry and Linda Jamison, who have over 3,000 accurate world predictions on tape. They started their YouTube channel "The Psychic Twins" in 2016 with YouTube superstar Shane Dawson and shattered records. Compsmag has named them the best Youtubers of all time.

My best friend and I just thought about pizza at the same time. We're psychic twins!

by Terry and Linda Jamison August 7, 2018

Psychic Boyfriend

This is a view that is held by many women that a man should be able to mind read their girlfriends thoughts. This is a major cause of many arguments between couples, because a woman often thinks she should shouldn't have to say anything and her boyfriend should just be able to understand her emotions or problems.

(Boyfriend) Where would you like to go tonight? (Girlfriend) The movies would be fun. (Boyfriend) What would you like to see? (Girlfriend) Let's see The Goonies. (Boyfriend) So how did you like the movie? (Girlfriend) Why did we have to see The Goonies? (Boyfriend) That's what you said you wanted to see! (Girlfriend) You should have known I didn't want to see some kids movie, I wanted to see something romantic. (Boyfriend) Then why didn't you say that before? (Girlfriend) I shouldn't have to, your my boyfriend, you should know by now what I want to see. (Boyfriend) I'm not a Psychic Boyfriend you know! So I guess were going to fight about this right? (Girlfriend) Ohh yeah!

by the2ndflood March 6, 2008

psychic damage

damage caused when something's so dumb, crazy, nonsensical, etcetera that it hurts to experience

watching PragerU videos gave me psychic damage - the fact that two oil billionares can fund a project that successfully spreads completely unsubstantiated claims is actually insane

by AnotherUrbanDictionaryUser March 2, 2023

psychic friends network

Ubiquitous 1990's late night TV infomercial phenomenon. PSN was a 1 900 number psychic service that charged astronomical per minute charges. Instead of merely hiring an actor to pose as a psychic and hawk services directly to a camera (see Miss Cleo), PSN employed past their prime entertainment personalities to "host" a casual roundtable discussion that persistently extolled the proficiency of the network psychics. PSN also used phone testimonials from shills to enhance a not so subtle peer pressure to dial the phone.

PSN's infomercial model proved very successful. Like Home Shopping Network and QVC, the creation of an artificial peer group to sell almost anything attracted many people with few social outlets.

Back in 1993, Melvyn's mom racked up $10,000 in phone bills from watching Psychic Friends Network late at night. After the auto accident, she had nothing to do but lie in her full body cast and endlessly call for her horoscope.

by poorbrokegradstudent August 20, 2010

Psychic Wingmannery

When you can just tell that a friend of yours is in trouble with a girl and you're not physically around to help out. You help him via text message or other medium to make sure he gets where he needs to be with said girl.

Using my psychic wingmannery I could tell my boy Robbie was struggling with this girl, so I sent him a text to ask about one of her friends for me.

by Dr. Craig April 14, 2009