Skip to main content

Proximity Flirting

To flirt with someone by being in close proximity to them; also to flirt by frequent casual touching
Bailey was proximity flirting with Mark by standing close to him frequently and by finding casual reasons to touch his hand(s) while talking.
by Kathrine West August 19, 2015
mugGet the Proximity Flirting mug.

Proximititty

Nearness in space, time, or relationship to titties
"Dude, last night, my hand was totally in proximititty to her sweet rockin' tits!"
"Nice brah'
by mreihms June 26, 2016
mugGet the Proximititty mug.

Proximity Porn

In a time of social distancing and/or pandemic lock down, viewing photos and/or videos of large crowds and getting excited about being that close to so many strangers.
"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."
by Vonnegutz March 31, 2020
mugGet the Proximity Porn mug.

Sack proximity

A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.
Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?

Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.
by Sackary June 8, 2010
mugGet the Sack proximity mug.

Proximity

The area inside of the center of social interaction, commonly where people meet each other, exchange information, and generally have a good time; The opposite of the Periphery
Dude did you see Dave talking to all those girls last night, he was totally in the proximity.
by Bar Masters January 15, 2009
mugGet the Proximity mug.

toxic proximity

a difficult relationship between two people that gets worse because of physical proximity to one another.

Can also be used to describe the environment just prior to a club beatdown when two people are about to gin. Think Jerry Springer.
"I think you and her have toxic proximity issues."

"I think you're right. She lives less than a mile away and she comes over drunk in the middle of the day and gives me shit."

"Too bad she's your mom."
by jewsy May 9, 2008
mugGet the toxic proximity mug.

proximity tail

The bevy of booty that follows a playa around and serve as potential targets for other playas who are close by.
"Dude, I'm not getting any bitches."
"Why don't you hang out with Aaron? He's a certified pimp and you're sure to get some proximity tail fo sho."
by aibo October 23, 2007
mugGet the proximity tail mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email