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Pronk

Means "good" or "very", at least it does in Virginias 11th district.
Would Somebody hand me a Pronk?

Person A: Youre out of order!

Virginian: Well youre pronk of order!
by Fooliotic May 28, 2008
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Pronk

used as the first word of a reply when commenting on a forum topic, without reading the whole topic. It lets all who are participating know that you have not read the whole topic.

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the act of jumping into a thread/argument without bothering to read the whole of the thread and basically making a fool of yourself

first used on the glastonbury festival forum @2002 (now myfests) and originates from the kangaroo leap, and seems to encapsulate the act nicely - something without much grace and consideration, and is sometimes so clumsy it is funny.
actual discussion about pregnancy
topic title "how long for labour"

a pronk reply without reading the topic

"PRONK

bloody fascists! vote green!"
by -MaDMAn- May 24, 2009
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pronkus

One who abuses drugs until their entire brain melts
Someone who writes his name on his baggies and brings them to school (Kyle McNair) is a pronkus.
by KyleMcNair March 23, 2007
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sponk plonky

A person (usually a raving mincer) who loves to drink sponk.

The Person is usually addicted to the passtime.
Your breath reeks of sponk, you been at it again ? you filthy Sponk Plonky.
by el_tel September 30, 2007
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Pronk

Vernacular used at Bleacher Nation and in other Disqus supported blogs.

(1) to use one's own social media history and/or past comments against them when they later change their position or opinion;
(2) to display a complete inability to post simple links and/or gifs to message boards;
(3) to get unreasonably angry over fairly trivial things
(1) Remember when, in 2014 you said Kyle Hendricks was a AAA pitcher? You've been Pronked!
(2) Another broken link.....Pronk'd.
(3) Sure that's too much money for Brandon Morrow, but no need to go full Pronk.
by JusticeBeaver April 21, 2018
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Ponky

A nasty odour that makes you hold your nose in disgust
Mummy made a ponky smell!
by Hannah Wishart (Aged 6) November 5, 2006
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pronk

A joke involving someone else's genitalia.
A little pronk can turn into personal tragedy
by ken dressler August 6, 2003
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