The baddest bitch around, she the most gorgeous person you will ever meet, Jade is this awesome amazing girl, whos a awesome friend, as she is always there for her friends, she sticks up for what she believes is right, all the time, shes loyal to who is loyal to her, but will not be walked all over, she trusts until she has a reason not too and beliebes in second chances. Shes a big dreamer and determind to make her dreams reality, shes not afraid to say how she feels, shes very caring, very mad, and just an all-round nice person and friend. ALSO;Jade is a very beautiful girl, you just want her so bad.. Shes Unreal.<3
by BABYMOMMA:) June 13, 2011
Proc's are handsome lads which you can only find once in a life time. They have voluptuous bunda and an elongated penis, however, their obsession with sticking golf clubs up their behinds, with the "its normal the lord put the gspot there for a reason" mindset is a little strange
by slvttyslag September 07, 2022
Does like to sing in the shower
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011
The Sweetest Boy in the WHOLE World. He will give you butterflies in your stomach without even having to try. He WILL make you smile more than you ever have before in your life. One glance at him and its over: you've fallen hard. :)
by fallinghard:) February 09, 2010
by not seamen proctor September 02, 2022
a young male originating in donny, a bit of a witty cunt, he likes to think he's funny whereas in reality he's quite the opposite. The doppelganger of popular YouTuber ChrisMD, Joseph is a pro-gamer and also a massive virgin.
by abstractlakx May 11, 2020
A man with tiny genitalia and little girth, normally impotent. High sex drive low output, who enjoys freakish Christmas sex.
by Proctor December 27, 2019