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procrasturbation

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.
by darren o'donnell July 17, 2004
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procrasturbator

Someone who puts off doing work and masturbates instead. procrastinator + masturbator.
Will didn't even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he's such a procrasturbator.
by Partyup4269 June 1, 2009
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procrasturbation

Wanking when you are supposed to be working.
Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.
by Jurmajesty December 7, 2007
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procrasturbation

1. noun
To procrastinate by means of masturbating.

2. noun
To procrastinate while masturbating.
1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.

2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.
by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2007
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procrasturbate

(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.

Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
Having nothing else to do, Bernard decided to procrasturbate until he passed out.
by Branden Hart October 20, 2004
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procrasturbation

The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.
Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.
by Bud Cutino December 12, 2007
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procrasturbation

Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off
I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.
by Sohum January 5, 2008
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