Procrasturbate 

pro·cras·tur·bate.

Verb.

Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.

Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.

I couldn't procrasturbate any more. I had no other choice but to do my essay.

Procrasturbate by TMurray88 May 14, 2011

Procrasturbate 

The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.

It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)

Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.

Procrasturbate by InspoAdam June 15, 2011

Procrasturbate 

The act of stopping and starting again while masturbating in order to delay orgasm.

Dude, masturbating goes by too quickly...

You have to learn to procrasturbate, man.

Procrasturbate by mkay567 January 9, 2012

procrasturbate 

Putting off other things in order to masturbate.

She would often procrasturbate instead of getting her work done.

procrasturbate by DfwBigExec March 14, 2013

procrasturbate 

To waste time by playing with yourself in a hedonistic but ultimately pointless way.

"Some people think all I do is procrasturbate because I sit here telling myself I'm the only one who can be right and it makes me hard"

"I was going to watch a documentary on our planet to help inspire me for my thesis, but then I saw that skinflixxxx had a free ten minute preview so I ended up procrasturbating"

"That guy Kevin is such a procrasturbater, all he does is sit around playing sad classical music drinking gin whilst crying that nobody likes him"

procrasturbate by IAMTHECAKE June 17, 2013

Procrasturbate 

Jacking off to avoid or delay doing something more productive.

Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?

Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.

*Next day*

Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?

Procrasturbate by travvo May 13, 2014

procrasturbate 

Putting off a task or chore in order to masturbate

John likes to procrasturbate because he has a sex addiction.

procrasturbate by CrayCrayJ January 11, 2022