procasturbate

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

by procastinater December 23, 2011

the lady doth protest too much

When somebody keeps denying something to the point where you start to think they actually did it

From Hamlet

"I never borrow your clothes. I have enough of my own clothes that I would never take from your closet... You would know if I borrowed them"

"the lady doth protest too much... Why would you be so passionately denying something you weren't accused of"

by Nobody9 November 10, 2013

Proest

the best of the pros

boy 1: Haylie is the proest at fortnite!!
boy2: oh my zappers, you’re right!

by ari_hatsumi March 3, 2020

Hong Kong Protesters

The bravest people in the world. They are armed with nothing more than molotov cocktails but have to face off against an array of lethal weapons

Dude, the Hong Kong Protesters are braver than our army!

by LiberateHKRevolutionOfOurTimes December 31, 2019

protest the hero

Being called emo only by those who have limited or no knowledge about modern musical genres, Protest the Hero is an incredible metal band, however, not in the traditional sense as defined by most metal head fans of bands such as Dragonforce. Nobody is required to enjoy Protest the Hero, but a little respect is the least one could offer to one of the most musically talented groups to come out of Ontario in as long as I can remember.

Dragonforce fan: "Isn't Protest the Hero emo?"

Hunter: "Well they must be if they're selling black sweatshirts - right moron?"

by Hoontar May 30, 2006

Auditory Processing Disorder (APD)

Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.

For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.

Symtoms of APD:

You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.

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"Auditory Processing Disorder (APD) "

by jhasnocookies May 15, 2018