the second-oldest profession

Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.

But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?

by bitchuck September 30, 2023

pothead professional

A regular cannabis user who successfully pursues a professional career.

I saw my high school principal at a festival this summer; he's a pothead professional.

by DiggityDank February 18, 2006

professional bullshitter

noun
a person who tells lies for a living.

"This politician is a professional bullshitter."

by phubix May 18, 2016

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

professional noob

someone who uses cheap or stupid tatics in video games such as camping, blindly rushing and spraying bullets, but they're very very good at it

Short Form: PN - Professional Noob

damn dude, your a total PN

by Snarf April 9, 2004

gracious professionalism

This term was coined by Professor Woodie Flowers for the FIRST robotics competition. The definition has never been precisely outlined, but it's connotation is widely understood and may be summarized as this: "Competition for the sake not of destroying one another, but for the sake of bettering and improving both competitors as a result of the competition."

Lending a spare part to an opponent in order to keep them from forfeiting a match is a prime example of gracious professionalism.

by Andy Ross April 26, 2004

"We are done professionally."

Used to address the end of the line in an escalated conversation, debate or exchange. A loss of temper or patience is often the catalyst.

Made famous by actor Christian Bale's infamous outburst on the set of Terminator Salvation.

"I think Sarah Palin got a bad rap in the press."

"Are you kidding?"

"Seriously, she's a terrific role model for women."

"We are done professionally."

by ChanceChance March 2, 2009