Procrastubation

The means of using masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Bobby: I've been using procrastubation a lot to hold off my work a lot lately; I do it three times every time I need to do one thing!
Sam: I think you should see a doctor

by shortstirling June 29, 2015

Procrastibation

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.

Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

procrastabation

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it

procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper

by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010

procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.

I had a lot of work to do today, but instead I did some intense procrasturbation.

by Kyle Whitley August 6, 2007

procrasturbation

what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)

"man i love procasturbating"

by steen tee April 18, 2003

Procrastibation

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.

I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.

by Tron =] May 14, 2010

procrasturbation

The act of getting off while putting things off.

The cure for writer's block? Procrasturbation.

by oohxlala July 25, 2010