Rectumglarium-primation

The act of blowing up a balloon using the gas from your anus

Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."

by Sidney Stevens May 12, 2021

Primal Carnage

An Indie game being developed by LukeWarm Media. So far it's going to be a classed-based multiplay shooter, although a single player "campaign" is planned. There are two teams. One is a team of mercenaries and the other is a team of dinosaurs. The dinosaur team has to try and stop the human team from completing an objective. As of this writing it is still in alpha, although closed beta testing should be coming soon. No definite DLC is planned although they have it in mind.. It will also be free of charge. Distribution on Steam has yet to be decided and console releases will depend on PC sales.

There are five classes for each team.
Humans:
1. Scientist (Sniper)
2. Heavy
3. Pathfinder
4. Trapper
5. Firestarter
Dinosaurs
1. T. Rex
2. Raptor
3. Dilo (Dilophosaurus)
4. Horde (Compsognathus)
5. Scout (Pterosaur)

There will be a nemesis system set in place so that no singe class will have an advantage over all the other classes. All the classes will have one definite strength and one definite weakness.

It has broght much interest to "dinosaur nerds" as there are very few games with dinosaurs in them and even fewer that are actually good. Not to mention, in this game you can actually play as the dinosaurs.

One day I'll donate and one day the closed beta for Primal Carnage will release and one day the game will release and one day I'll play it.

by rawpower April 5, 2011

Primadonna

The #2 best song by Marina & The Diamonds. Also, can be dangerously addictive when you listen to it.

“Did you listen to Primadonna? it’s a fucking banger mate

by Prima, Donna, Marina, Diamonds February 14, 2019

Primary school

The school you go to from the ages 4-11 where your biggest worry is who is "it"

Damn, I miss primary school

by Duuude2010 January 23, 2010

Primarch

Demi-gods with daddy issues

Who is the primarch that came back recently?

I think it was Rowboat Girlyman.

by Ze Lc July 12, 2020

Primal Aspid

flying cunts

Person 1: How was your Steel Soul run?

Person 2: Great until those fucking Primal Aspids fucked me over in Kingdom's Edge

by A Local Idiot March 7, 2021

optimus primal

The commander of the deep space exploratory ship the Axalon, this Maximal took the name of his childhood hero in hopes it would make him helluva tough. It kinda did...but being a gorilla worked better. He fought man times with the beastial t-rex megatron, and it sorta resembled a scene from the remake of king kong. He went of into space and was blown up by jamming himself into a toaster like object based on the moon and created by the alien race 'The Vok' that was casting a death beam onto earth in order to explodify the energon deposits placed there by said beasties. He came back because if he didnt the series wouldn't have gone anywhere and he was granted a hoverboard. A monkey with a hoverboard, how quaint. Anyway, he clashed again with megatron and his beasties, going through a decepticon agent, his ship, and the axalon in order to preserve peace. Finally, Megatron found Optimus Prime sitting on his pimp throne in a volcano and blew his head to itty bitty pieces. This didn't stop Primal; he acted brashly just like Mr. T and took Prime's spark into his body, and he began to mutate as if he were Mr. T and he ate his greens and drank his milk every day. This made him Optimal Optimus, and he was truly helluva tough. He was a monkeytankplanebot, and acted like Prime for an episode. Ultimately, he starred in a spin off of beast wars called beast machines and halfway through the show the rating went into the toiled and mainframe made him perform some brokebackesqueness with megatron, falling into the heart of cybertron while emracing his foe, claiming that he wished he knew a way to quit him. They both died...I think.

Well, that's just Prime! -catchphrase of Optimus Primal

Transform and roll out! -while possed by Prime

by zeromus prime February 23, 2007