pretard

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

by J. Walt December 12, 2008

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pricetaggery

Taking the spice out of something enjoyable or special by reducing it to a dollar amount.

Example 1:

Andrew: I met this awesome French chick for dinner last night. She was hot, confident, and great in bed. I think I really like her...
Levils: How much was dinner?

Example 2:

Mr Burns (buying a massive Indian face ornament for Bart): Eureka! We've found it!
Smithers: But, sir, it's $32,000!
Mr Burns: Don't you dare sully this moment with your pricetaggery!

by del da funky December 6, 2007

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prittaconda

noun- a penis resembling the size, structure, and strength of the anaconda.

noun- a penis so great as to be in multiple places at a given time.

The prittaconda filled the air with stinch.

by sandjigga January 2, 2010

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Pritard

The cuckhold retard driving the Prius in front of you, who is so who is so self conscious about his poor choice of transportation, that he must make all around him share his misery by refusing to drive an acceptable speed or allow others to pass.

Argh, If that pritard in front of me doesn't speed up there's going to be a toyota hood ornament on my F350.

by toaster2944 May 24, 2011

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