perzine

Short for "personal zine." This type of zine is made primarily or entirely by a single person, and is sometimes written as a conversation between the author and the reader.

You can buy perzines from Great Worm Express Distribution.

by Talon February 27, 2005

Precious Beatdown

When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"

Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!

Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!

by bilatface831 June 5, 2010

Precious Unicorn

1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.

2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.

(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!

by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013

'preciate it

Shortened/country way of saying appreciate it.

Damn that bitch is fine, is that yo ex-girl?

Yeah but you can still hit it.

'Preciate it homie.

by TheMainMane February 26, 2014

precious onion

When you see an ass so nice it's makes you cry

Leslie has a precious onion

by Amerksmann22 November 27, 2014

Precious Unicorn

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.

Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn

by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020

Precious

a girl from any part of the world with all smiles might get angry easily but she has forgiven. she is also said to be bossy but when you read her thoughts she is not close to being bossy. she is patiently waiting for her first kiss and will get the perfect one if she does not rush into it. she can also have a dimple and when you are around a precious pls smile. she has certain principles guiding her and will be among the top three smart people in her class. wishes she could speak spanish.siempre tienen una sonrisa en torno a un PRECIOSO. she is also really pretty.

awwwww she is just so cute like a precious
omg look at her isn't she just precious
i miss precious alot
lovely

by MISSincredible7732 March 13, 2013