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Preinlaws

Preinlaws = pre-Inlaws = your fiancee's family.
My girlfriend's father announced mine and Lucy's engagement at her family reunion, and I met all my new preinlaws.
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praying for death

A phrase used to respond to the generic “How are you today” question that people randomly ask you throughout the day. Used by people who are clinically depressed, hate their life and/or job, and l would rather die then face one more day of suffering
Coffee shop worker: “Welcome to Starbucks, how are you today?”

Cody: “Still praying for death. I will have a moca latte”
by PazuzuXXX January 28, 2018
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99 precinct

Guy #1 what’s the precinct name number in Brooklyn 99?
Guy #2 it’s the 99 precinct
by Flamingo76 November 11, 2020
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praying for the booty

When the booty so magnificent, you gotta get down on both knees and begin to thank God for that glorious Ass
Dude, her ass was so bomb bomb, I was praying for the booty
by Praying For That Ass May 30, 2014
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Praying to the alien

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.
Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.
by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006
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presin

yo man wanna smoke some presin?
by Smokey McBongrip January 17, 2008
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Precinct Jogging

When political candidates and supporters go to neighborhoods (referred to as "precincts") to knock on doors, informing high propensity voters about who the best candidate for public office is. Instead of walking from door to door, time is saved by jogging.

Not recommended for fat people. Consult your physician before attempting, especially in hot weather.
Justin was out precinct walking with Dave. He just started jogging to cover ground, instead of walking. He was, in fact, Precinct Jogging.
by threatlevelorange June 14, 2010
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