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Bear repellent

The most essential product for going kayaking with
Javin - "SHIT ME A BEAR!!!"
Jack - "Don't worry holmes I gots me some bear repellent... BAMM!!"
by Pappa steve January 5, 2012
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jehovah's witness repellent

Step 1: Say you worship the devil or are the devil.

Step 2: Those cowards will run away screaming.
*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 27, 2022
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Hoe Repellent

Like Bug Spray that Repells Annoying Bugs...Well Hoe Repellant is like a Relly Ugly Guy that Basically Repells all Hoes that you talk to..
Hoe/Girl: Hey What You been Up To?
Guy: Nothing, Wanna Go Some Where?
*Hoe Repellent Enters Room*
Girl: Nahh Imma Go home Now.
Dammit Edward you Repelled Yet another Hoe..Fuck You..
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Woman repellent

What men do to deterred the advances of woman
" My boyfriend’s not-so-sexy stache. "

"My friend Ruben says his 'stache has limited his ability to pick up women, but he insists on wearing it anyway." Woman repellent
by Eric c December 2, 2013
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bitch repellent

The spray you use to spray that one annoying ass bitch that won’t go away. Like a fly.
Bitch: Hey I heard you wanna fight? Let’s go outside now!

Me: No no no! Stay your annoying ugly ass over there. *sprays bitch repellent*
by Joshlerandmel October 27, 2018
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snuggle repellent

Farting under the sheets when your girlfriend tries to snuggle up against you
Girl: "you had bad gas last night"
Guy: "that was my snuggle repellent"
by DJBee May 22, 2007
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opposite sex repellent

why are you wearing a scarf, thats opposite sex repellent!
by hardhitr3 September 27, 2009
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