the act of forcing yourself or others to urinate in anticipation of not having another opportunity to do so for a long period of time.
by casadefox May 22, 2010
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bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld
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The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
by mave73 October 9, 2008
Get the Premature Textaculation mug.I betcha didn' know Breadfan from Metallica's Garage Inc Vol. II was actually a premake by a band called Budgie?
by Der Gelb Baron October 20, 2010
Get the Premake mug.when supermarkets and department stores put up decorations and holiday / seasonal stocks way too early.
WTF it's JANUARY and they're advertising Easter eggs for sale...bad case of premature encrapulation.
by veradux January 31, 2010
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Get the Preheation mug.When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.
question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
by Catrick Swayze October 22, 2011
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