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Parcher Omelet

When two males leave egg shells behind a gas station after using the eggs as lubrication during anal sex.
Man, them dudes are making a Parcher Omelet again behind the shell station.
by Himmockey April 24, 2019
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coffee pot poacher

Coffee pot poachers: Alert

Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
Did you see the coffee pot poacher? We must have just missed him I can still smell him aftershave!
by Reelriver April 27, 2015
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Poacher

A man who attempts to steal away a girl that is actively being pursued by someone else.
Last night I was talking to this girl for a while but out of nowhere this poacher swooped in and took her away from me.
by Mr. Filter November 23, 2009
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Preacher

Often found on street corners talking some nonsense about god and amusing the general public.
Preacher: "THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING, REPENT!!!!"
General crowd: "LOL!"
by T&Capply May 27, 2008
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prather

an anglo-saxon male possesing the genitalia of an african giant. someone who shines in the company of other more successful, more educated males.
yeah, he didn't finish school, but he's a total prather; check out how witty he is... and take a look at that cock!
by squidspine August 11, 2008
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poacher

Some one who steals a girlfriend or girlfriend to be.
Alex poached Gregs chick and as a result they both got no action for the weekend.
by D. Rat May 28, 2005
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backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.
Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"
by Justin Wilkinson July 28, 2008
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