Powershit

When you take a shit, and while still on the can, jerk off. It's best to wait until the shit has left your body before you begin yankin'. This maneuver is a real time-saver. It works best if you can manage to bring a laptop or other source of porn in to the bathroom with you.

Girlfriend: So now that you're out of the bathroom, do you want to have sex?

Boyfriend: Nah, I just took a powershit so I'm good to go.

Girlfriend: UGHHHH. *turns on vibrator*

by Pigroaster deluxe June 4, 2011

Powerbass

A legendary gamer of halo who is a member of RED. It is rumored that he brought about pwning, owned, etc. He is found playing on the same team as MastKilla where multiple massacres have happened and still are. An antonym is Xhalo.

You remember Powerbass?

by Koffe August 24, 2007

Powerwash My Deck

I want you to suck my dick.

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019

Powerwash

To violently puke (preferably high liquid content) all over something - usually a toilet or a floor - with such force that it could clean the surface you're hitting.

Had to powerwash the toilet bowl lads, who's getting the next round?

by Efukts July 13, 2021

powerwash simulator

The greatest game ever created. Best purchase ever

John: Have you played Powerwash Simulator?
Jim: No, not yet, should I?
John Yes! It single-handedly saved my marriage!

by ParzivaLore September 27, 2023

Powerwash

A sexual act in where, the a person cums on their partner's clitoris. Usually causing resulting in her orgasming from the pressure.

Joe: So, what'd you and Taylor get up to last night?

AJ: Yeah, dawg, I gave her bean a powerwash.

Joe: Wow, dude, sounds awesome!

AJ: Yeh, twas aight.

by Srundle December 14, 2025

Mozart Powerwasher

The sexual act of consuming as much epicac and laxitives as the human body permits, then using your supercritical shit and vomit combo to paint your partner before rolling around, locked in coitus, writing the entirety of Mozarts 5th symphony with your body fluids.

Steve: how was that chick you brought jome last night?
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit

by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts May 8, 2022